As I was sitting at my lonely desk at work the other day, I glanced down and stared at my plastic T-Rex that protects my computer files and thought to myself; “My, oh my Wow players are a lot like you dinosaurs.”
There are three types of Dino Carnivore, Omnivore, and Herbivore. Allow me to explain.
Carnivores, We Eat People!
We call them PvPers. They spend their days preying on those that are smaller than them, to feed their veracious appetites. They generally strut around the capital city between bouts of needless rampaging murder and spam trade for a Shadow Priest for 2’s, or they’re at the PvP vender looking through the gear, one more time to see what they’re next purchase will be. Sometimes when they come up against foes that are as big and bad as they are they walk away a draw to heal their wounds.
Herbivores I’m a Hunter, Pets are Cute!
Those that play WoW for purely PvE purposes. They either casually raid to the point where they don’t really care about progression and they are often a sub. Sometimes they are the farmers for the guild, or they’re really smart they’re also the ones with all the gold. They farm, sell stuff on the auction house, and do everyday daily quest they can get they’re hands on. They try to stay away from the Carnivores, but sometimes they get trapped in their nets and eaten. Especially on PvP servers.
Omnivores, We Are the 99%
These creatures are those most common they roam the planes of WoW as both PvEers and PvPers, they’ aren’t a hardcore PvPer, but they are most likely a very serious raider.
While they aren’t PvPers if talking into a BG, or take one up casually they can hold they’re own, and most of the time not die.
They’re most comfortable on PvP servers, where they can stay safe in the capital cities, but when they want some good ole fashion world PvP they can wonder out into the big bad Barrens and track a lowbie down.
I’ve Made A Terrible Mistake
We think we rule over the lands that we walk, we are the Gods of this world, we control it’s ebbs and flows. There are none to this date that can stand in our way. Unless you count the great rule of Maintenance Day.
One day we’ll be destroyed by a giant meteor.
One day Blizzard will get tired of our existence and will wipe us off the map with one fell swoop, who knows maybe that meteors name is Titans.
I hope you enjoyed trying to place yourself in a category. Also there is one other Category it’s called Wolfeson: You’re an Omnivore with Carnivore tendencies.