So anyone that has leveled through Valley of the Four Winds will have had the unfortunate encounter with a small Panda child named Li Li, I’m sorry.
When I was first leveling through there it was probably about 5:30-6am when I came across Li Li, I was tired but jazzed cause WOOT new expansion! She was adorable, and oh look she’s traveling with her Uncle what a great guy…
It’s All Whine Whine Whine
The girl is never satisfied and she is an emotionally abusive twat! If you listen to her commentary as her Uncle Stormstout lovingly takes her on a journey to explore and understand the Pandaren history all she does is whine about how boring it is, that she’s tired of sitting around waiting for him, that he’s old, that he’s smelly.
Listen here you ungrateful brat that is Chen motherf*cking Stormstout, and he will destroy your ass with a spanking!
I like to imagine sometimes, when I’m around doing dailies, or when I’m in a dungeon and I see Chen that he’s abandoned Li Li in some insect infested part of the Dread Waste, like oops, must have forgot that I had this nagging child attached to me. Or maybe abandoned her in the jungles of the Karasarang Wilds…the Anglers are there, I’m not saying I WANT her to experience some sort of horrible death at the hands or teeth of the Pandaria fauna, I’m simply saying that perhaps Chen should teach her, in a hands on sort of way, about natural selection.
I hope that all of my American readers had a wonderful Thanksgiving, and that everyone else just had a great week! If you are out shopping on Black Friday may the Gods have mercy on your souls.