Drunk Raiding

As I am sure some of you have experienced either most of your raid drinks while raiding and at some point during the night things start to get a little silly, or you have that one person that is always drinking on raid night.

Introducing the A-Team!

 

This is my raid group and the drinks that define them:

Name: Webz

Class/Spec: Death Knight/Tank

Most Known For: Not knowing he had to runeforge his weapon to get the 4% Parry, Having his mic set to voice activate so we can’t hear him count down all the way.

Drink: “The 4% To Parry”

  • Vodka
  • Khalua
  • Eggnog
  • Milk

 

Name: Hittinstuff

Class/Spec: Warrior/Tank

Most Known For: Not being the the right stance, Taking 10 seconds to do the 5 second countdown.

Drink: “5 Second Countdown”

  • 3 Fingers of whiskey
  • 2 Rocks
  • Splash of Coke

 

Name: Kandosii

Class/Spec: Paladin/DPS

Most Known For: Not speaking, unless he’s giving a 5 minute overview of the fight, being top DPS.

Drink: “Top Me Off, I Wanna Try Something”

  • Water
  • Ice
  • Glass

 

Name: Stevejobs

Class/Spec: Priest/DPS

Most Known For: Being the baller DPS, Never giving out the priest buff

Drink: “Tough At The Top”

  • Dark Rum
  • Ginger Beer
  • Bit of Ginger

 

Name: Steaksnshoes

Class/Spec: Death Knight/DPS

Most Known For: Reading Reddit while raiding

Drink: “Reddit Wipes”

  • Gold Tequila
  • Limoncello
  • Pink Lemonade

 

Name: Nonswimmer

Class/Spec: Shaman/DPS

Most Known For: Being really REALLY high.

Drink: “Shit, sorry I’m so baked”

  • Joint

 

Name: Aunakai

Class/Spec: Monk/Healer

Most Known For: Being the raid mother, threatening bodily harm

Drink: “Your Healers NEED Mana”

  • Big Glass
  • Fill with Wine

 

Name: Felklek

Class/Spec: Druid/Healer

Most Known For: Not knowing him at all, other than he is Webz brother and he doesn’t talk on vent. Except that time he said thank you.

Drink: “Silent…but HEALIE…?”

  • I don’t have any idea with he drinks, so I’m going to assume he’s a raging alcoholic and therefore drinks ALL THE THINGS!

 

Name: Alystacia

Class/Spec: Priest/Healer

Most Known For: Being the New Guy, Pulling BIG ASS HEALS!

Drink: “Shwing! Look at my giant ass healing dick!”

  • Jack Daniels
  • Splash of Coke

 

Name: Adrasteia
Class/Spec: Monk/DPS
Most Known For: Being the loudest tiny person when she needs to be.
Drink: “Procsapalooza”
She is lactose intolerant so…

  • Shot of Lactade when the raid is going bad.

 

What would your raiding drink be?

/Cheers!


3 Comments

  1. Kristina December 1, 2012 1:16 pm  Reply

    lol!

  2. Alystasia December 3, 2012 3:57 pm  Reply

    “I don’t have any idea with he drinks, so I’m going to assume he’s a raging alcoholic and therefore drinks ALL THE THINGS!”

    I actually snorted. o.o Yay, team!

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